zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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ieroglyphics:

do you realise that every text post is just you talking to yourself until someone notices

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my friend’s being rude because she wishes she was just like me!!

my friend’s being rude because she wishes she was just like me!!


I feel like Niall would agree with the last one ;)

I feel like Niall would agree with the last one ;)


ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

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me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or

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That moment when you finish a good movie and you have to face the reality of your boring life.